“Connecticut is now a town, avocado is now a vegetable, Philadelphia is now in New Jersey, Niagra Falls is now Biafra Falls…”

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*one thing comes on the radio*
me: shot it right in my eye...
mum: your eye... huh?
me: you're my slut tonight...
mum: wait a second-
me: you keep making me weak...
mum: oh okay...
me: suck it and don't speak.
mum: *stops car* get out.

ONE DIRECTION IS IN MY COUNTRY, THEY’RE BREATHING MY AIR, THEY’RE STEPPING ON MY GROUND, THEY’RE DRINKING MY WATER, IT’S TOO MUCH.

liams-hair-wax:

reblog this is you have ever seriously considered yourself ugly/not pretty. i don’t care how many notes this gets. i will message every single one of you.

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Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs on Tumblr, we are deleting every blog that does not reblog this by January first. People have been asking for taken URL’s and this is what we are doing.

1ightupmywor1d:

sorry guys i must protect my blog

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